I need to kiss you so badly. One of those kisses where I’m pressing against you as much as possible and my hands are in your hair and moving down your back, clutching to you in any way I can, kissing you as deeply as possible and thinking you’re mine, mine mine.
"Hello, it me. George Constanza. Are you ready for a Fuck?"
"George!" King Aelle shouts from across the field, "There is no time to fuck! The viking hoard is fast approaching! Arm yourself, my friend!"
"How foolish of me, sire!" George shouted."These vikings don’t know what they’re up against!"
(Source: chevalierdog, via smallwheatqueen)